How to Do Things Without Actually Knowing How to Do Them

how to write a confession without actually knowing how to write a confession.

finish all your unfinished business.
apply for a sponsor loan.
write a book.


how to rule the world without actually knowing how to rule the world.

be afraid of death.
obsess over this fear.
elevate yourself to godliness.


how to carry forth crushing guilt without actually knowing how to carry forth crushing guilt.

never fall for a doomsday machine.
annihilation and love feel too much like the other.
you will always be in doubt.


how to solve all of your problems without actually knowing how to solve all of your problems.

overfeed a small lizard.
it will grow to the size of a dinosaur.
feed it your enemies.


how to become a jigsaw puzzle without actually knowing how to become a jigsaw puzzle.

water a soda can every day.
it will grow into a soul.
use it to replace your old, broken one.


how to write a novel without actually knowing how to write a novel.

punch yourself in the face.
punch yourself in the face.
punch yourself in the face.


how to make paper chains without actually knowing how to make paper chains.

set the red house on fire again.
break down that fourth wall.
remember your love can only save a chair.